Ten Reasons to Love Me
1. I may not be perfect, but I can play my Playstation well.
2. I always wish for lots of money.
3. I do my best to understand science – the making of chemicals.
4. I can create funny jokes.
5. I want the people around me to feel rich.
6. I hold onto somethings forever, like a Playstation.
7. I have unusual ideas: like when I’m in Mexico, when
nobody’s looking I’ll steal something and run back to my house.
8. If I were and animal, I’d be the best animal in the world – a lion.
9. I have a secret talent – I can do math very well.
10. I am the most famous in the world with lots of money in limbo.
– Gold Guy, Dark Scorpion Soul and Rigby